CatclawCreek recently received the following e-mail
Catclaw Creek,
Hi my name if Mary Persibal from Perth, Australia. I found your site by mistake.
I am a homeopathic herbalist and was looking for information on the catclaw
plant. Some indigenous tribes used it for a bladder stimulant. Anyway, would
you blokes like to come to Perth and play for our New World Bark at Moon Naked
Festival? We would be happy to fly you via Quantus and show you all the sights.
You don't necessarily have to play naked, but we would pay more. Barking is
also optional. Let me know your fee. The blue-haired ladies of Perth and I look
forward to having tea with you.
'Mate
Mary Persibal
CatclawCreek response
After much consideration, CatclawCreek has decided to respectfully decline your offer. True, we would certainly be an find the trip exciting, we just don't have the "New World Bark at Moon Naked Festival" sound. Bill does have a hat with a kangaroo on it and Herb can "dance" -- but Greg can't bark. Also, Taylor is kind shy and Ronnie doesn't like being called a "bloke." We are also afraid to fly. Is there a boat? . Thanks for your invitation.
Sincerely
CatclawCreek